... and more fails...

Today I visited a friend in hospital. She's been in and out for a while, and whilst I was there her nurse came in and informed us that they had no idea what was wrong with her. I tried to lighten the situation and joked "Is it lupus?" The nurse looked at me with wide eyes, ran off, and returned with a doctor who promptly booked her for a blood test. Turns out it was lupus...MLIN

Today I realized that you bake cookies and you cook bacon. MLIA

Today, I had to write a paragraph on motivation. I couldn't bring myself to do it. MLIA

I'm the maid of honor at two upcoming weddings. I'm a guy. MLIA


Today in my Western Civ class, We were talking about the Ancient Greek's approximation for Pi, and the teacher asked if anyone knew it past 3.14. Sitting in the back of the classroom, I rattled off "3.14159265359" and everyone turned around and stared a moment, MLIN.

Today I told the second grade class I teach that I was thinking of a number between 1 and three billion. One guessed it. MLIA

Today, my friend told me to summon my dog for a hug. I told her I didn't have any soul shards. Yes, I unconsciously made a World of Warcraft reference. MLIN.

Today I found out that there are more Barbie dolls in Italy than there are Canadians in Canada. MLIA

Today, I saw twin toddler boys wear matching shirts that said, "I'm one of a kind." MLIA.

Today, I pushed a door that said pull. It opened. MLIA

(Sources: http://www.mylifeisaverage.com and http://www.mylifeisnerdy.co.cc)

MORE FAILS?

... and they say kids these days are bad... know we know why :)

Glad to know where our knowledge comes from :)

Yeah, macho. VERY macho. PEACE ;P

Okay. But first, can you tell me how to dive into the water without landing in water? Thanks :)

Nice legs :)

Fails, Fails, & More Fails!

Heyyo bloggies!
Not long ago, I was reading one of my friend's blogs when I saw a blogpost dedicated to THIS blog!
So, to say thank you, I would like to dedicate this blog to him (:

"Fails, Fails, & More Fails!"
(re-blogged from http://marboi.blogspot.com/2010/01/fails-fails-more-fails.html)

HEY PEEPS, THIS IS COLLECTION FROM THE BEST FAILS OF FACEBOOK (AND 2 EXTRAS) COLLECTED FROM www.failbooking.com and www.failblog.org

Epic Fail

Erm....Yeah, No Comment

ROFL! and always will be...

You mean a 'D'?

Ten Bucks says she's blonde

They say that the longer people are married, the more they look alike...

So do you just can it all the way through?

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Tawzie's Best of 2009 =)

Some of this might not make sense, but that's the fun of it! ENJOY <3

*If you noticed, there is actually at least one word from every single post I made, and this is in order from my first post until now!

Life is just a bunch of grapes.

That's when your real life starts.

Either life in Heaven or Hell.

I can relate.

Everywhere Jesus went, there was revolution.

Everywhere I go, they serve tea.

Do with what happens to you.

It's time.

No matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after.

Thank you very much :)

Has this ever happened to you?

PLEASE.

EXPERIENCED.

OVERLY PROUD.

IMMENSELY AMAZING.

Normal.

Try.

Get real who you're playing with.

Cause you don't know the good things from the bad

When I say I want you

You know that I mean it

And in my hour of weakness

There is still time to try

LOVE.

GIVE ALL THE LOVE A HEART CAN HOLD.

FRIENDS.

PHENOMENON.

YAY. <3

"Live the life you love and you will love the life you live."

"Are you ready to love, be loved, and be hurt?"

... it never ends...

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him and he will make your paths straight."

Proverbs 3:5-6

OH,..

Just to prove my friendship is true,

It's worth the try.

You can believe in the gift of a friend <3

"They say an end can be a start."

YOU WISH.

"Nothing gold can stay..."

"See an imperfect person perfectly..."

The imperfect perfection.

THAT'S ALL I ASk.

Where are you now?

Taz.

Okay...

No need for more fuss now!

FAIL.

FAIL.

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I wish this would happen to me in a test. It would be pure awesomeness.

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Yea, like that's possible.