Saturday, August 29, 2009
The Longest Shower Ever
My normal shower procedure:
1. Use cleanser
2. Lather self with water
3. Use soap (and shampoo)
4. Rinse self
5. Brush teeth
6. Use facial wash
7. Apply toner
8. Apply mosturiser
Suday, August 30, 2009 Procedure:
1. Use cleanser on face.
2. Repeat step 1 five times.
3. Use cleanser on eye.
4. Repeat step 3 five times.
5. Lather self with water.
6. Use shampoo.
7. Repeat step 6 four times.
8. Use soap.
9. Repeat step 6 once.
10. Brush teeth
11. Use facial wash.
12. Apply toner.
13. Apply mosturiser.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Talk about outta whack!!!!!!!
I'll let the article speak for itself:
"Sph is filled with many various groups such as the Spinners which are a group of people that spins pen in school. There are also a wide range of groups such as dance clubs and reading clubs that students may attend during lunch breaks or after school hours"
Say whhhaaaaaattttttttt?????!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, August 24, 2009
I Never Knew My Teacher Was GOKIL Until...
Student: Teacherr, I'm hungry!!!!!
Teacher: Then I'm going to eat you up!
(Talk about EWW?! Read on...)
I witnessed:
Student: The girls in that other school wears skin-tight outfits.
Teacher: OK!! I'll move there then!
Student: But the shorts in SPH are the shortest.
Teacher: OK!! I'll stay here then!
(Uhh... okay, that was WEIRD! Want more? Read on...)
I expirienced:
Student 1: I'm goint to post this picture of you on Facebook.
Teacher: Yayy!!! :]]
Student 1: Why yay?
Student 2: Teacher is different. He enjoys his pictures being posted.
Me: Then she's NOT going to post it on Facebook?
Teacher: {Sad face} Aww... :'( Why not?
(FULL ON FREAKY! Could there be worse? Yes, read on...)
I was a part of:
Teacher: Me cweepy....
Me: Aww :) baby language?
Teacher: I AM A BABY!
(WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!)
*Note: The quotes aren't exact. This is to keep some content private.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Rant of Facebook #1
10:18PM
Currently (supposed to be) Doing: Computer Technology Homework
FACEBOOK, STOP TEMPTING ME TO PROCASTINATE. PLEASE. I BEG YOU.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence.
I have no Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence.
Well, look no further! Thanks to the Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence, you will never not ever say that you do not have a Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence.
What?
The possibilities are endless with Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence!
Squish it with your fingers!
Squish it with your hands!
Squish it with your feet!
Squish it with your mouth! (Don't do this.)
Here are some samples of Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for yur fun indulgence being used:
1. Girl at breakfast table NOT eating Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence.
2. Guy at coffee shop NOT eating Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence.
3. Girl at cafeteria NOT eating Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence.
4. Guy during tea time NOT eating Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence.
What?
That's right!
Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence is NOT edible!
Then why buy it?
Because it's Breadou Trademark Donut from Breadou freshly baked by Chef Breadou for your fun indulgence!
It's too good to eat!
It's too pretty to look at!
It's too sacred to open!
WHAT?!
TEE HEE >__<
PWNED.
My Bad Habit (and how to cure it)
So, today I was at the mall, going grocery shopping, when something caught my eye- a bag of chocolate nuggets! I began to approach it. Once it was within my reach, I grabbed it and started squishing the nuggets with my fingers... that is, until my mum caught me!
The habit of squishing is in my blood. Before me, my mum had that habit too. Of course, though, my mum still scolded me for destroying something that is not my property. Well, let me just tell you- I've squished way worse stuff! For example...
1. A whole bag of marshmallows
2. Oreos
3. A Chocolate Bar (this was my worst! you don't wanna know...)
4. My pillows (YOWZA!)
5. Do I need to list more?
Anyways, I got scolded for destroying property that is not mine. Because of that, my mum threatened to find a way for me to let go of my squishing addiction...
- 5 hours later...
Sister: Mum, can I please buy breadou?
Mum: What's that?
Me: Oooohh! It's bread!
Sister: Yes, just like the one V* gave to grandma!
Me: Can I please buy one too?
Mum: How much does it cost?
Sister: About Rp.120
Me: On the bright side, I can finally squish food that is not food! (HIGH FIVE!!!!!)
Mum: (Glares at me...)
Me: Hey, at least I'm not squishing food :D
So yes, I want to thank you Breadou for curing my addiction. I highly reccommend Breadou to those others who have squishing addictions. Thank you very much :)
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Fearless
FEARLESS is not the absence of fear. It's not being completely unafraid.
FEARLESS is having fears.
FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them.
FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scar you to death.
FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you have been hurt before.
FEARLESS is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen.
FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again... even though every time you've tried before, you've lost.
It's FEARLESS to have faith that someday things will change.
FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breathe without them.
It's FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they'll never stop doing,
it's FEARLESS to stop believing them.
It's FEARLESS to say "you're NOT sorry", and walk away.
Loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS.
Allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.
Letting go is FEARLESS.
Then, moving on and being alright... That's FEARLESS too.
But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after.
It's FEARLESS.
-Taylor Swift, Fearless.